Just a quick message to the Mayfair smoker who feels a need to throw their empty packet of cigarettes on the floor.
I have picked up the crumpled box for you Sir/ Madam and disposed of it in the Envac Waste system. No don’t even thank me for it, I know it’s not your fault and that you had a hole in your pocket. Well of course you did, why else would the crumpled packet be left in the corner of the stair case. Don’t be ridiculous, why on earth would they have carelessly discarded it there on purpose, yep it’s defiantly a hole in the pocket, there’s no other logical explanation.